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Mikey mitsuda

Shrimp dick

( Mikey mitsuda) has a shrimp dick that doesn’t satisfy women

by Isuckmikeysshrimpdick June 13, 2020


mikey price

he’s a goof ball and is very down to earth, with brown eyes that make you want to melt. he’s kind and handsome & gives the best hugs. he’s probably a Taurus and if he’s single youll want to snatch him up.

person : omg I heard mikey price has a crush on me ?
friend : girllll you better date him while you have the chance

by dizzy devil ducky7 December 4, 2021


Mikey Scoville

A kid who cries and throws fits about endgame spoilers and loves to sing every moment

That kid is a Mikey Scoville

by Tom 6969 May 1, 2019


Mikey Chunk

An overweight girl with big sloppy boobs and a fat pancake boots that you can make clap. A chunk has at least one stomach roll. The more meat the better.

I have a bruised pelvis from pounding a Mikey Chunk last night. I am on the DL for a couple days.

by SfChunks August 17, 2017


Mikey Vee

The absolute bomb. Mikey Vee is the legend with the sick beats. You need Mikey Vee to spark up a party.

MIKEY FKN VEEEEE!
Mikey Vee is awesomeees

by RushiKan1999 May 16, 2018


Mikey Bump

N; Adj;

Term used to describe the massive size of a Cocaine hit, popular term used in the Orange County Area.

Syn; half-g bump, Mount Everest hit, fuck-me-up fam, instant revive, skeeyee

Holy shit, that Mikey bump fucked me up! It filled up that whole mini metal shovel. I felt like I was skiing on Mount Everest.

by My Keys 🔑 March 6, 2024


mikey's mayonnaise

Cum or sperm from a man named Mikey mixed in with mayonnaise to create a sex lube

I jacked off using Mikey's mayonnaise.

by Mikey Beltz March 2, 2017