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(n.) A fictional moose twins dream about having sex with
(v.) The act of twins fondling one another's genitals while both partners fantasize about moose
Hey, this kid I know loves wonder mooses. Him and his sister pleasure one another to the thought of love-making with several mooses
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The slightly bigger version of camel toe....Usually refered to as the "fat girls" camel toe...the moose nuckle!!
Holy shit, that aint to camel toe thats a motha fucking moose nuckle....i dare you to go tell her to pick it...
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large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.
Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".
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To move something forcefully, generally with a pelvic thrusting motion and grunting sound effects.
I moose fucked my dresser dresser from one side of the room to the other.
I helped Nick moose fuck his desk across the room.
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The act of ejaculating in a female's hair. Then taking said female's hair and molding it into antlers. Thus making her a sticky moose.*
*note. The term sticky moose has a double meaning as the victim both looks like a moose and also has a moose-like liquid in her hair, only stickier.
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While sailing on a boat with a trapeze, having the skipper performs oral sex on the person on the wire.
While sailing last week I convinced my girlfriend to go bottomless on the wire. I finally got to do the Wounded Moose!
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The usage of crayons for sounding.
His dick was pretty small but that didn't stop him from giving himself a naughty moose.
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