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Get rich quick scheme invented by dream thieves and creepers.
Guy 1: Did you here about Jon's new plan, he's developed an app to steal hot girls' instagram pictures as they're posted?
Guy 2: No, that sounds like a real Mormon Gangbang.
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Premature ejaculation, especially ejaculation prior to any direct genital stimulation. From a story about 2 Mormon adults "making-out." The couple was following church guidelines-- no tongue kissing, no laying down, no touching private areas of the body-- basically just lots of tongue-less kissing. When the woman, who was wearing a long skirt, shifted in her seat and inadvertently let her knees show for a brief second, the man ejaculated into his underwear.
I have to relieve this build-up or I might just have get a case of the Mormon knees on my date tonight.
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The habit people have of congregating in doorways to hold conversations, blocking your way in or out. Also pertains to blocking aisles or any necessary pathways.
I can't get through the doorway of the grocery store because these Mormon Dormon's are standing here in a huge group talking about last night's family home evening.
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the art of photoshopping any picture with a foreground mask in a way that makes the background image appear pornographic in nature but is in fact totally innocent.
dude, we've made this image of Becki at the mall look totally dirrrty with some mormon porn photoshopping.
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The last hit of a bowl that's 50% weed and 50% bhutane before going out. The ashes are white and powdery, much like most Mormons
Any of y'all wanna do the Mormon hit? The bong's almost out.
A large van, almost the size of a small bus, that is used by churches or other organizations to haul 15 kids around. Many mormon families have them so they can haul all 13 of their children.
Damn dude, I wish this mormon mobile wouldn't take up 3 spots downtown when I'm trying to park.
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Mormon food is most accurately described to the modern world as junk food and/or fast food. It can include Wendy's Baconator or just general junk food. Fucking disgusting.
Your Friend: Dude, your girlfriend eats like a starving dog!
You, you bastard: Yeah, I stopped off at Wendy's and stocked up on Mormon food for my bitch.
Your Friend: Damn, you stupid.
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