mother goose

A female - usually the oldest, the least attractive, and the biggest prude - who takes charge and hovers over a group of female friends while out drinking.

Exceptionally good at the cockblock. Usually rounds up the other girls to go home just as you're about to hook up with one.

Commonly found leading groups of sorority girls.

Jill was all over me at the bar last night, but then Mother Goose Janet laid down the cockblock and took her home just as it got good.

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mother superior

The name of the heroin dealer in the film Trainspotting.

I'm off to see mother superior for a hit.

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mother in law

1.Most foul, devious, manipulative, evil, premeditated, fake, smile in your face while stabbing you in the back, worst plague God has ever sent upon us...especially me.

2. The beast who bore my husband.

3. Root of all evil. Angel of Death

I would rather suck on exhaust fumes than live with my mother in law.

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Mother Ficker

You spelled it wrong dumb ass

your such a mother ficker

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mother fudge

less offensive way of saying mother fuck or mother fucker

mother fudge i left my purse in the store!
that mother fudger stole my boyfriend!

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teen mother

A teen mother is a female (between the ages of 13 and 19) who has a child.

If she became pregnant by accident because of unprotected sex...well, that sucks. This is why there needs to be better sex education in this country, and parents need to have "the talk" with their kids.

If she had it intentionally...well, then this is a girl who has taken her youth and prematurely flushed it down the toilet. This is an example of yet another worthless person, and God knows we don't need more of them in this country.

Girls this young (even if they think they are) are really not ready to have children. The maturity and responsibility is just not there yet. In addition, there is usually a lack of financial resources (money).

For those that may argue that "Well, my grandparents decided to have children at 18, etc..."
Uhm, if you haven't noticed, society is a lot different now. Look around.

"She had a kid? Wow. Too bad for her"
"Yeah, it was her idea to get pregnant!"
"At 18???"
"Yeah"
"Wow. Well, too bad for her. She is a teen mother."

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Mother Dearest

A mother that looks like a good parent to strangers, yet is a complete bitch to her children. Occasionally raises daughters to follow in her footsteps.

Mother Dearest can't be bothered to say "hello"--the first thing out of her mouth was a blatant threat.

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