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The act of peeing in a girls mouth as she sits on the toilet and pees as well.
Have you ever tried a Mexican Pack Mule?
Learned how to "lope my Mule out behind the barn. "lope your (my) mule" is the same thing as jacking-off,masturbating, beat your meat, spanking the monkey, jerking off, & etc.
What you been doin, Buba? Did you Lope Your Mule out behind the barn?
I got my education out behind the barn. That is where you learned how to "lope your mule". I still go out behind to do and learn things.
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to try something which won't do you no good -- it ain't a boy or a girl so you get nothing outta doin' it. May as well jack your own hammer.
having a crush on a happily married but very hot teacher
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When a gun got a really hard recoil.
I tested the .44 yesterday. It kicks like a mule.
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Southern expression: To refrain from beating some one's ass.
Origin: Has something to do with Jesus and his mule.
Son: Mommy, my teacher called me a dummy.
Mom: Lawd! Somebody hold my mule!
Tom: I heard that you got fired.
Dan: Yeah, I had to hold my mule on them beeotches!
Trina: Girl! They repossessed my car!
Keshia: Hold my mule!!!
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A response when you have no other come backs
Ken "Your mom is hot"
Terry "Eat that mule shit!!!"
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a girls ass so big it would take 5 mules to pull it.
Check out that girl over there, thats a five mule kart.
Katie has a five mule kart.
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