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When your friend is visibly too drunk to be allowed into a club by a bouncer, you 'prop' him or her up, put their ID in their hands and tell them what to stay (without slurring!); albeit in a condescending tone.
Then, despite your best efforts - the idiot stuffs it up and STILL doesn't get in.
*See also: Puppet Entry*
"Billy was so trashed the other night, we tried a puppet entry but he STILL stuffed it up - Total Muppet Entry"
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Someone, generally a lesbian, who likes eating out women. Much more affectionate than a carpet muncher.
Dude, Leslie is such a muppet mower. Did you see her all over that girl last night?
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A fruitless task, caused by confusion and miscommunication. A more modern version of the term 'Chinese Fire Drill'. Imagine a team of muppets trying to put out a fire. They form a bucket chain, but the due to miscommunication, the bucket of water never reaches the fire and is instead passed round in a huge circle while the fire rages on.
This project is pointless, no one seems to know what they're meant to do. It's a reall Muppet Fire Drill.
1) Person who's natural look resembles a Jim Henson Muppet.
"He had huge eyes and mop hair, total Resting Muppet Face."
"It could be worse, you could have RMF."
“Mark the driving instructor is a right moist little muppet!”
Also kown as Alexandra, the word can be used when you see someone wee themselves and a guy chat up youre boy friend or when a blonde comment was made.
Miss Muppet: On the menu it has chicken of the sea, is it just chicken covered in fish sauce ?
Waiter: I think you are confused, its tuna
Miss Muppet: Ok I will hae he 15kg lobster then please.
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A more modern euphamism for invite someone back for sex, usually used after going to a nice thai place in town with some drinks.
I think i am going to get some rumpy pumpy, she asked me back to hers to watch muppets treasure island.
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