angry mushroom

Slang reference to the male erection. Specifically used to describe someone with an exceptionally "hard"; yet, pitifully small erection.

GIRL 1: What happened with James last nite.
GIRL 2: He came out of the bathroom, nakid with an angry mushroom that made me laugh hysterically.
GIRL 1: Then what?
GIRL 2: He started cryin and left

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mushroom slap

Being slapped with a wang. Usually a hard wang.

"So this chick was blowin' some guy one day, and he pulled out and gave her a mushroom slap!"

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mushroom tattoo

in agreeance with the above definitions, a 'mushroom tattoo' is a result of the under-side of the head of a man's penis having been quickly and force-fully applied to the fore-head of another person (preferrably a female). said to have originated by accident when some over-zealous young man, in an attempt to ejaculate in a more timely fashion, masturbated while being blown - the penis came out of the females mouth and, on the down-stroke, struck her fore-head, thus leaving a bruise of sorts in a shape some-what resembling a mushroom. also, upon occassion, used in by those persons leading a bdsm life-style to mark a slave or sex-toy. WARNING - not recommended! can be very painful for BOTH parties involved...

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mushroom farm.

A farm of psychidelic mushrooms on Lime Kiln Middle school grounds run by platypuses.

'I have a proposition to make. I am going to start a mushroom farm. Run by platypuses.'

'Ahah! It's recess! Time to go to the mushroom farm!'

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mushroom tap

the act of tapping the head of your penis on a girls head during oral sex.

Lat night, when I was getting head, I mushroom tapped that chick.

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Mushroom tits

When a womans boobs hang over her bra

dude that fat chick has mad ugly mushroom tits

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mushroom smack

Smacking one's penis off one's girlfriend's body.

I'm gonna mushroom smack you, you fag!

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