Cook my balls

When a man let's out a hot fart while sitting down, thus pushing the farther forward and baking his testicles

Someone roll a window down, I'm about to cook my balls.

My balls itch so bad

My balls are itching

My balls itch so bad, bro

Me too
Let's itch each other's balls
Aaaa I'm nutting !

Change My Balls

To shower, bathe.

Bro, I need to change my balls. I haven’t showered in days!

Lick My Balls

The act of drooling slurping and sucking a mans testies. A very expensive hobby.

I want to get into Lick My Balls but i know how expensive it is.

lolz my balls

laughing your balls off

bro, thats so funny, lolz my balls!

my cock and balls

my cock and balls that are attached

Me: i put my cock and balls into that horny slut last night.
Them: nice girl!

My balls are itchy

A boner

When you have a boner but there are people around and you don't want them to find out so you say "my balls are itchy" so your friends can distract them

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