I need an adult

When something sounds weird out of context

“He can pull things out of you you never knew you had”
“I need an adult”

we need to talk

usually when a person needs to give you excruciating bad news, a divorce, a death, a certain behaviour that you might be giving to your parents...lol

hey justin...ive been meaning to tell you this...

yes kelly, we need to talk.

Need-Only-Memory

selective memory lapses suffered by the very young or the very old,(or the very cunning) when they are trying to skim over something they are guilty about, or dont want to confess to etc

She also had a distinctly selective and very volatile memory, something computer junkies would have called “Need-Only-Memory” because she remembered things only if they suited her, and otherwise resorted to a an extremely blank and innocent expression of pleasant non recognition which she had perfected down the years.

yall need jesus

when someone is so stupid they need jesus to help guide their ways

I had to tell this guy rahim yall need jesus because he was so stupid

needs more leafspring

originated at the focaljet by MxRacerCam. in reference to the BBC car show Top Gear and it's disdain for the C6 model chevrolet corvette's leaf-spring suspension, despite the fact that the C6 is one of the best handling cars they have ever tested.

now used in reference to any situation (and most often a thread in a forum) that is weak or without merit.

"this thread needs more leafspring"

"steeda's mom needs more leafspring"

I need space

This is said when one person wants to break up a friendship or relationship with the other person permanently, but does not want to appear mean or cold-hearted.

Boy: I'm coming over in a second.
Girl: Wait - I need to tell you something.
Boy: Yeah, baby...what is it?
Girl: Well, I need space.

Fish in Need of Water

A sexual position in which the women involved is in the doggy style position, whether she be receiving anal or vaginal intercourse. When the man reaches climax and is about to ejaculate, he turns the woman over onto her back and punches her in the throat, causing her to gasp for air. While she is gasping for air, the man proceeds to cum into her mouth causing the woman to choke and eventually drown in his semen.

After buying this one bitchy prostitute, I decided to perform the Fish in Need of Water because she was annoying and no one would miss her.