When something (i.e. situation or person) appears to be enjoyable from a distance. Yet, when seen up close the situation/person is whack.
"Dude, on the dance floor she was banging. But, the next morning I picked her up...and in the daylight she was a total bunk false combo."
Lesbian woman you meet at a gay bar who has the Uhaul at your door the next day.
Ugh..what are those two bunk a dunks doing with that truck across the street.
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cutt house callhou and tech nine made a song called bunk rock bitch which is where it is deprived from. It means a woman who is on tour with rock/rappers and they have sex with all band members.
Tech nine goes on tour and a woman has sex with him, then she has sex with big krizz kaliko, which is when they call the woman a bunk rock bitch.
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NOUN-
1) An all-night session of smoking weed or drinking alcohol in the Bunk House. Although females are always invited, it is usually male dominated. The Bunk House Sesh seems flawless, but a majority of the time it ends with the owner being caught and grounded.
We were rockin' that hotel room like a bunk house sesh.
Dude, last Bunk House Sesh Phil got with some fat chick.
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A way to say something makes you very happy.
Similar to 'rocks my socks' or 'rocks my boat'.
Only better. Because everyone knows funk is here to stay.
I got a tattoo today?
Ooh, did it funk your bunk?
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1. Just a humble mother fucker with a big ass dick
2. A recurring character and partner to Jimmy McNulty on the HBO drama Program "The Wire" set in Baltimore, MD played by actor Wendell Pierce.
Det. William Bunk Moreland: You seem awfully happy today.
Detective: I got laid last night.
Det. William Bunk Moreland: Oh yeah? Your asshole still hurt?
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antonym of junk in the trunk; a female (or male) who is abnormally heavy in their bubbie region.
Joe: Dude do you see that girl over there.
Mark: Yeah she got alot of junk in the top bunk.
Steve: Hey thats my sister!
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