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Risky and experimental lovemaking technique particularly used by couples working in the medical profession.
Partner one, mid-intercourse, administers an alternating current from a 300 or greater volt source to the sides of partner two's unexposed heart using paddle' electrodes. All being well, partner two's heart stops and intercourse continues for as long as is dared before partner one uses the paddle electrodes to bring partner two back from the afterlife. For a heart paddling session to be successful both parties must survive.
Doctor 1 - Hey you know that new intern over in radiology? We totally heart paddled last night bro.
Doctor 2 - Did you bring her back ok?
Doctor 1 - Nah she never made it. She’s now interning in the morgue.
Doctor 2 - Sorry brohiem. No way does that count as a real heart paddling.
When,a person is sad about someone they love,and can't stop thinking about them,and wants to cry.
I have a Sad heart and can't go to sleep.
When you love someone really really much and you feel the warm fuzzy feeling inside, you would spend your life with them and never harm their feelings or take their happiness but then, they betray you(you know what they did and it's different for us all), you develop a feeling of hate for yourself and the anger robb your mind of all the good feelings then transforms them, change them into something else, now stabbing you like sharp knives and only the pain cloud your mind, corrupting your thoughts, this will continue until all your love dripped out on the floor your crying apon and then your own demons wil crush your heart to squeeze it all out , your left feeling empty, cold, heartless, all your feelings gone with no way to ever feel the same again, you'll spend hours, days searching for love or an ounce of a feeling that resembles it and won't find a thing, everytime the person that betrayed you is close you'll feel hate, anger, sadness, regret, pain, which will be the only warm feeling you experience for as long as your empty, cold, crushed heart beats on. A crushed heart has been beaten and consumed by the evil shadows and stalks the feelings of happiness, joy, trust and love only to hate them for doing this to him.
Chlo you killed my emotion now I have a crushed heart💔
Witch's Heart is an adventure game by IZ (BLUE STAR Entertainment) made in RPG Maker 2000. It's a story-focused game with occasional action elements. While playing up in the mountains, Claire Elford finds herself taking shelter from the rain in a mansion.
Person A: HEY DID YOU PLAY WITCH’S HEART YET?
Person B: YES !! ITS CURRENTLY MY FAVOURITE GAME
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when you heart basically decides to stop when you miss 2 steps walkin down stairs
**trips down stairs**
I have now diagnosed myself with heart murmur
the sentimental value of something you bought and love measured in dollars, used when you cannot express how much you love something.
See that furniture? For me, I love it so much that it is worth a billion heart dollars!
I love my Nintendo 64, so much that i'd give it a septilion heath dollars!
A personality trait that defines a grown up who acts or becomes very youthful or possibly childish when it comes to certain things i.e. Favourite foods.
A kid at heart is one who is usually not too serious.
Girl: "Hey, I got your favourite cake again."
Guy: "Yessss, thank you lol!"
Girl: "Haha, you're such a kid-at-heart!"
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