Socially gettin it on with the ladies
After we won state we went to hob nob with the fems
the trendy way of saying barnes & noble.
Trendy Hipster Jerk (most likely talking on his or her iPhone:) "i'ma grab a shower then head down the the bar n' nob, get my caffeine fix and the new paste magazine. want to meet me there?"
Not Quite As Hip Friend: "what the crap is the bar n' nob?"
To have someone, female or male or otherwise, to suck on the penis, aka, your nob.
JC: Has Jasmine Boxed your Nob yet?
SK: Yeah she totally Has!
(Jezuz Cat asked if Jasmine had boxed your nob, box your nob, and she had boxed SK's Nob)
Shaneefa (yo bitch): Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Bitch you look fat in everything. The McDonald's did that to yo ass.
Shaneefa: NIGGA what you talkin' about.
You: You trippin' bitch. Slob my nob.
A girl that spreads and everyone gets a "turn" with.
Marks girlfriend is a peanutbutter door nob.
Suck my dick, usu. very sloppily getting saliva all over the place.
"Wanna have sex?" - Bobber
"Naw, just shlob my nob." - Mobber
1. Speed Nob Advanced - draw as many DETAILED penises as possible before they find out
2. Speed Nob Extreme - draw the penis then indent the book with your pen when drawing the bell end. This leaves a long lasting reminder of the attack.
3. Speed Nob Monster - draw as a big and as detailed penis as possible whilst involving as many people as possible
see Speed Nob for an example of Speed Nob variations