bar n' nob

the trendy way of saying barnes & noble.

Trendy Hipster Jerk (most likely talking on his or her iPhone:) "i'ma grab a shower then head down the the bar n' nob, get my caffeine fix and the new paste magazine. want to meet me there?"

Not Quite As Hip Friend: "what the crap is the bar n' nob?"

hob nob with the fems

Socially gettin it on with the ladies

After we won state we went to hob nob with the fems

Box Your Nob

To have someone, female or male or otherwise, to suck on the penis, aka, your nob.

JC: Has Jasmine Boxed your Nob yet?
SK: Yeah she totally Has!
(Jezuz Cat asked if Jasmine had boxed your nob, box your nob, and she had boxed SK's Nob)

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Slob my nob

Suck my dick

Shaneefa (yo bitch): Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Bitch you look fat in everything. The McDonald's did that to yo ass.
Shaneefa: NIGGA what you talkin' about.
You: You trippin' bitch. Slob my nob.

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peanutbutter door nob

A girl that spreads and everyone gets a "turn" with.

Marks girlfriend is a peanutbutter door nob.

shlob my nob

Suck my dick, usu. very sloppily getting saliva all over the place.

"Wanna have sex?" - Bobber
"Naw, just shlob my nob." - Mobber

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Speed Nob variations

1. Speed Nob Advanced - draw as many DETAILED penises as possible before they find out

2. Speed Nob Extreme - draw the penis then indent the book with your pen when drawing the bell end. This leaves a long lasting reminder of the attack.

3. Speed Nob Monster - draw as a big and as detailed penis as possible whilst involving as many people as possible

see Speed Nob for an example of Speed Nob variations

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