Inspired by the character Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants, this is when you have a long penis, but itβs top-heavy and flaccid, and as a result, is floppy.
βHey man, I heard Jamie couldnβt get it up last night, that squidward nose ruined the mood.β
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A term used to describe someone who snorts coccaine.
You know Tony? Yeah heβs such a White Nose!
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someones nose that is shaped like a penis.
aka joey avila
hey look dude joey has a "penis nose"
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1. To try too hard to impress someone (often your manager at work). To be an ass kisser.
She is the biggest Brown Nose in the company!
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When a snot projectile is ejected as a result of sneezing.
Brad's nose missile barely missed hitting Rita's blouse.
A variation of the widely loved facial; Instead of cumming on the face, right before ejaculation, you put your dick at the victims nostril and cum in her nose, in such way that she snorts the cum in her nose, thus getting a nose polish!
It's a must-have skill in any experienced sex athletes repertoir!
Roz, stop giving me a nose polish all the time! I just want a classic facial!
(v). When someone walks up and smashes your icecream cone in your nose.
Hey did you see that chick just get Nose-Creamed? Yeah man that was hillarious.