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A very fast and furious masturbation session.
I didn't have much time so i did a quick 100 meter dash before school.
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A mysterious man in black cloak. Said to be a stalker, have a 100 names so no body will know who he is.
I saw a man who keeps changing his name, wears a black cloak and stalks me at night.
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A very sexually active young man.
Loves getting his dick into lots and lots of pussy.
Loves spreading his seed on many a clunge.
See: Oliver Edward Shimmin. (Shagging some fat bird)
Oliver: (fucking) Urghhhhhhh
*meat bursts out and covers the room*
Chick: 100% Pure Meat!!!!
Oliver: Get the fuck out. *slaps condom in her face and kicks her naked butt out*
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What I have created that no one else shall achieve. I am the almighty and I have my king at my feet. Bow down to me.
"stop bragging about your level 100 Torterra"
"BOW DOWN TO ME!!!"
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1)to express a thought (usually about a negative subject) in an uninhibited manner. 100% truth.
2)it is a way of preparing a person for a statement that may be uncomfortable in its direct and truthful nature.
1)after hinting to my roommate for weeks about the rent, she still didn't pay up, so i had to hit her with the ONE HUNDRED , (100%) and tell her, "LOOK, make good with your half or get out."
2)look, you're my boy, my best friend, and i know you like her and all but yo, i gotta hit you with the ONE HUNDRED ,(100%)the chick looks like a cheese spider.
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A sarcastic phrase used to satirize Reddit's often cringeworthy circlejerk culture and internet celebrity worship.
The phrase originates from combining various parts of Reddit culture including worshipping Keanu Reeves, the Skyrim "100" meme, "wholesome" culture, and the Big Chungus meme.
Guy (Sarcastically): Hey, look at me, I use Reddit and I follow all the latest internet trends! Wow that post is Wholesome 100 Keanu Chungus!
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Me showing the shopkeeper my 100% off discount coupon