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the act of squatting and jerking your meat simultaneously
i squat jerked for 20 minutes last week any my legs still hurt!
A tent you set up in your office that you use to jerk off in. It gives the user some needed extra privacy while jerking it at work.
Alternate Definition: A temporary shelter designed to allow one to jack it in the work place while not incuring a sexual harassemnt suit by showing their co-workers their business
I just bought a new jerk tent online. I can't wait until it gets here so I can jerk it.
A pumpkin that is used as a sex toy. It has a large hole on the top (similar to a normal jack o'lantern), as well as a smaller hole carved into the side, just wide enough to put your dick through. Then someone can stick their hand through the top of the pumpkin and jerk you off.
Benny: I haven’t had sex in almost a week, this is so annoying!
Jeff: Huh? Aren’t you still dating Ellie?
Benny: She's on her period right now. Yesterday I made a jerk o'lantern and Ellie gave me a handjob in it. How sad is that?
signature move of naweed. punching som1 in a downward jerking motion making sure the knuckles hit first causing extreme pain and usually a dead arm, called the jerk punch because of the jerking off motion of the downward punch
OMFG naweed jerk punched me and i cant fucking feel my arm omg wtf
A scenario when, as you're in the process of masturbating to porn, your friend texts you and the text pops up at the top of your viewing screen blocking some of the action.
Jerry: (Masturbating to porn)
Friend texts: yo could I borrow your notes from class? I was absent today.
Jerry: Dude you caught me mid-jerk.
Jerk•ing•a•turd jerk-in-uh-turd
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1. Speculative term used to refer to someone's tardiness or absence.
2. late; absent; missing.
Question: "Where's the groom?"
Answer: "I don't know. He’s probably jerking a turd."
The ceremony starts at 3:00 PM sharp. You better be there - don’t be jerkin’ a turd.
to hassle someone; to waste someone's time. .
Stop jerking me around and give me my money back. They sure like to jerk around people in that music shop.
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