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Giving your girl a good, hard, deep dicking.
I served Rachel a generous serving of that proper sausage.
Baby I need some proper sausage.
British-English slang for penis and testicles. Dick
Used as a noun in a proper high-society situation, typically among aristocrats. "Why that Gentleman Sausage was distasteful"
John rained sausage tears all over the aids infested prostitute.
When a fat girl wears a tight dress and the fat rolls bunch up,creating the sausage wrapper effect.
Ricky: "Hey Bonk, did you see Tina wearing that tight dress"?
Bonk: "Yes, she is so fat she looks like a sausage wrapper"!
An extreme form of your usual Shart or even more extreme Mudslide. A Shart Sausage occurs when your butthole is so loose, what you believe to be passing wind turns out to be a fully formed bottom log implanted directly into your underoos.
Example
Dude #1: "As if my life needed to be more embarrassing, I totally just let go a Shart Sausage."
Dude #2: Seriously?! Did you leave your buttplug in again? How is that possible?
Dude #1: A cursed combo of Indian and several ounces of cheese...
-adjective: Used to describe a gumbo, which as a result of the perilous nature of shopping for sausage links in Brazil, contains a disproportionate amount of sausage.
Brenda: "I made a gumbo to celebrate the New Orleans Saints making the Superbowl."
Sean: "That sounds great."
Brenda: "I should warn you though- it's going to be somewhat sausage-centric."
The act of laying a log like turd in someones hand. Because it looks like a sausage in bread, the hand being the bread and the turd being the sausage. For added effect add sauce.
Old mate had passed out at the party and was being a little bit lippy before hand, so we gave him a sausage in bread, hope he doesnt eat in his sleep.