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British-English slang for penis and testicles. Dick
Used as a noun in a proper high-society situation, typically among aristocrats. "Why that Gentleman Sausage was distasteful"
A fucking Peter puffer or a no good dick sucker. Can be found looking for assless chap's and pink thongs.
Hey look out it that sausage slammer Donald hide your cock and run.
John rained sausage tears all over the aids infested prostitute.
Giving your girl a good, hard, deep dicking.
I served Rachel a generous serving of that proper sausage.
Baby I need some proper sausage.
Larry: Man, I was really hoping to stick my penis up Susan's gravy funnel last night for my birthday but since he had Mexican for lunch she insisted that I just put it in her sausage tunnel as usual.
Joe: that's a real bummer man!
When a fat girl wears a tight dress and the fat rolls bunch up,creating the sausage wrapper effect.
Ricky: "Hey Bonk, did you see Tina wearing that tight dress"?
Bonk: "Yes, she is so fat she looks like a sausage wrapper"!
An extreme form of your usual Shart or even more extreme Mudslide. A Shart Sausage occurs when your butthole is so loose, what you believe to be passing wind turns out to be a fully formed bottom log implanted directly into your underoos.
Example
Dude #1: "As if my life needed to be more embarrassing, I totally just let go a Shart Sausage."
Dude #2: Seriously?! Did you leave your buttplug in again? How is that possible?
Dude #1: A cursed combo of Indian and several ounces of cheese...