Danish Tent Assembly

The act of throwing a sheet over the erect penis of a man asleep on an Ikea futon.

We can't live in a studio apartment anymore. Last night when my mom stopped by, a quick Danish Tent Assembly was necessary.

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Omar-the-tent-maker

The section in clothing stores for heavier set ladies.

I'm going to Omar-the-Tent-Maker for a mumu.

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Tent pegged

get absolutely wasted, hammered into the ground like a tent peg.

look at that bloke he is tent pegged

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Slam the Tent Flap

To do something successfully, but what you did has little or no impact.

Kenny: Dude, we totally beat our forecast for yesterday!

Neil: But you only beat it by about $1,000.

Kenny: Ya, I guess we really slammed the tent flap.

Neil: At least you beat forecast. Lately, I can't ever seem to slam the tent flap.

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as camp as a row of tents

someone who is so gay they are flamming!

he's as camp as a row of tents!

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tent in your pants

getting a boner that makes your pants stand up

"you have a tent in your pants dude, need help getting rid of it"

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Big tent

Big tent is a slang word that is used to define someone or something excellent, great, impressive, dope, cool. Originally described as a portable shelter made of cloth, supported by one or more poles and stretched tight by cords or loops attached to pegs driven into the ground.

"I think that's an excellent idea" - that idea is big tent

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