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The imaginary olympics for Thai people who think they won gold medals because of being able to eat spicy food.
Thai person: Can you eat spicy food?
Tourist: No,you guys have already won all gold medals in Spicy Food Olympics.Right on!
Similar to the regular Olympics, except that instead of playing sports, it's a bunch of drunk people tripping and falling over, vomiting, and ranting.
Announcer 1: Irish Olympics athlete #21, O'Donovan, just face planted twice, hurled thrice, and went on a tirade about his wife!
Announcer 2: Here comes the clean-up crew with some steel wool...
City's that hosted the Olympics and it crushed their economy
Sarajevo is such an Olympic City
When you're at the circle jerk and everyone changes from the right hand to the left (or vice versa)
A Paul Bunyan sat down next to me but thankfully there was a Passing the Olympic Torch
The act of throwing your open testicles at you friends faces in a tournament league
Guys, I’m bored. Let’s go to the ball tag olympics!
2 china men tumble into your asshole and you rate up as many fingers as you see fit
Nicholia: "I was caught olympic diving and she raised 8.5"
Scottie: "I just upgraded my base..."
Olympe is a very kind and beautiful person. She could do anything for her friends and family. She is honest and has a lot of humour. If you are her friend take care of her she is very special.
She is such an Olympe ➡️ She is kind and honest