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Also known as the Daytona 500, NASCAR’s biggest day! Kind of cool to see, even if you're not a fan. Many go for the wrecks that you can experience without actually being in them. Food, beer and Merch are also a draw. People watching is as much fun as the race its self.
I went to the Left Turn Olympics to drink beer in the sun and see wrecks!
The circus that is the Olympics.
People treat the Olympics like it's not a joke, or it's one of those things that is like rape that you can't joke about, when really the whole thing is one big Olympic Big Top, meant for entertainment purposes. That's why they're called the Olympic games.
The circus that is the Olympics.
If you think the Olympic big top is a joke, the illusion that the Olympic games are serious and meant to be taken seriously might be lost. Then they might have to rescript the whole thing, that's no fun.
When you're at the circle jerk and everyone changes from the right hand to the left (or vice versa)
A Paul Bunyan sat down next to me but thankfully there was a Passing the Olympic Torch
The act of throwing your open testicles at you friends faces in a tournament league
Guys, I’m bored. Let’s go to the ball tag olympics!
2 china men tumble into your asshole and you rate up as many fingers as you see fit
Nicholia: "I was caught olympic diving and she raised 8.5"
Scottie: "I just upgraded my base..."
Someone who has no idea how the sport works but when the olympics are happening they turn into an expert in what sport they are watching
Becoming an Olympic expert
E.g:Someone watching diving
A:watching diving
B:yes
A:do you watch diving often
B: no
A: but why so suddenly you turn into an expert of diving
B: it just the olympics