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getting messed up like bat shit on a Tuesday when you know damn well you have shit to do on Wednesday
Boo: Did we just get drunk on a Tuesday?
Chris: You're damn right Boo, there is no party like a 'Tuesday Party'
Boo: Did I just get titty fucked?
Chris: Yes!
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Tuesday, January 20th, 2009
This is the day that the DOW Jones Industrial Average fell over 4% to close below 8000 at 7949.09. It had reached a high of 14167 in October of 2007.
It is widely believed to be related to the enaguration of Barak Obama, the first black President of the United States of America. Many workers took an Obama Day. Others simply lost money in the market due to those taking Obama Days.
It is a date which will live in infamy. We will all remember Black Tuesday, and perhaps tell our grandchildren of a time when we let this happen to ourselves.
I just lost $40,000 of my retirement fund in one day. Fuck Black Tuesday.
Cop: Breaker Breaker we have a 1488
Dispatcher: a 1488?
Cop: a 1488, a black man trying to move into the white house
Dispatcher: its just Black Tuesday
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Another way of saying, "All Day Sex (after the kids go to school till 3:00 when they get out)". It's treated like a Mexican holiday, with the Tequila shots, etc. between bouts. Also, sometimes means an extra long time having a hard-on without ejaculation, or an all day hard-on.
Hey, you wanna have Fat Tuesday with me tomorrow? (doesn't matter what day of the week it is). Or: Damn, I was Fat Tuesday after I saw you in that outfit this morning.
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Titty Tuesday is the day we talk about tits of all sizes (mainly BiG ones) on Brendon Urie's twitch streams!
The vros:I live for tits!
Other vros:oh yeah its titty tuesday!
Brendon to other streamers while playing fortnite: oh my chat is talking about tits *insert brendon laugh*.
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Two (or more) people of either sex who engage in the practise of visiting far flung car parks in Derbyshire to engage in non copulative bonding exercises away from others, who are considered to be a hindrance to full enjoyment of each others company.
Examples of such activities could be as diverse as practising crown green bowls, or simply standing face to face in awkward silence whilst chain smoking and spitting repeatedly.
They are Tuesday Kebabbers
Would like to 'Tuesday kebab' together?
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A phrase used to define a humdrum day full of mediocrity (for all intensive purposes just an ordinary day), and to perpetuate your apathy towards such a day, regardless of what day of the week it actually is.
Steve: Hey Ralph how was your day?
Ralph: Oh you know steve, just your standard tuesday.
Steve: But...its friday.
Ralph: Yeah, I know.
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When one has freshly washed the bedding and the night one has washed it they sleep in the bed naked. If one has not washed the bedding and they sleep naked this cannot be classed as naked Tuesday but as just sleeping naked. To clarify naked Tuesday doesn't have to be on Tuesday.
Naked Tuesday:
Wife; the bedsheets are in the washing machine
Husband; oh we are having naked Tuesday tonight !
NOT:
Wife: let's sleep naked
Husband: I agree let's sleep naked
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