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A trivial argument based in little more than the semantics or language used to formulate the argument.
NOTE: Despite the simple nature of said argument, the debate can often grow so passionate that everyone not involved leaves the room to go watch the movie somewhere else.
Come on guys, this is just turning into a Master-And-Commander Debate.
Take your Master-And-Commander Debate somewhere else!
Here they go again with a Master-And-Commander Debate...
EXAMPLE OF A MASTER-AND-COMMANDER DEBATE:
A- "Can you imagine being him? They just cut the rope and left him out to sea. Would you just cling to the mast for dear life? I mean, wouldn't you just let go of it and swim as fast as you could towards the ship?"
B- "Haha, no. I would swim after it."
A- "You mean, 'YES, I would swim after it.'"
B- "No... I mean 'NO, I would swim after it.' As in 'No, I wouldn't just cling to the mast.'"
A- "But that's not the question I asked. I..."
(Argument goes on for 15 minutes, everyone leaves)
C- "So who did you guys decide was right?"
A- "We agreed to disagree."
B- "No we didn't."
A- "We didn't? What, did we conclude I was right?"
B- "Well I assumed that's the only way we would end it."
A- "No. We just eventually dropped it. Thus, we agreed to disagree."
B- "Dropping something doesn't necessarily mean 'Agree to disagree.'"
A- "Yes it does!"
B- "No..."
(Argument goes on for 15 minutes, everyone leaves)
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The most charismatic member of the alpha male division. May not be the largest or strongest but his physical disabilities are counterbalanced with his ability to please others (esp. AYeo) with his tasteful moves and sense of humor.
1 Tam had a great time last night with Commander Jer Jer.
2 Commander Jer Jer befriends all creatures big and small.. esp. during their sleep.
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We actually don't know what a penile commander 2000 is, but we DO know, that it comes with batteries (batteries not included), it glowes in the dark, emits radiation and comes with 6 attachments, has a strapon tool belt, a safety guard (may dismember limbs and cause child molestation urges).
Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.
The penile commander 2000 is the perfect gift for the necrophiliac in your family.
Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.
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When President Barack Obama lights up a cigarette.
President Obama is totally commander in chiefing a cig right now.
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Having no available cash to spend
Tom: 'hey bro, you got any cash?'
Mike: 'no cat, I'm broke as the ten commandments.'
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a man (or women) who has mastered the art of being a wingman
"Hey what do you think of that girl over there?"
"hmmm...she likes slow jazz and walks on the beach....oh! and she has a cat named jeff"
"How do you know that just from looking at her?"
"Dude i am a master wing commander!"
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After seeing is best friend die from a furry he saw a poster on his way to the funeral and when it was done, he decided to join for his
bestfriend. He ends up being a private first class in the furry war 1 and he later saw his other bestfriend get kidnapped by a warrent officer furry and then ending up getting alot of kills in the first furry war. Fast Forward to furry war 2 he decides to join and he is a staff sergeant and at the end of furry war 2 he shot a cannon with 20 other people other people to end the furry vs gamer war 2 by making the gamers win. He decides not to go to any more wars because they kept getting voided or it would end in a week and that means there was no point in training so he joins a faction and dose many missions as a GOTA/HC
Person: who is commander orange juice from the furry war?