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A Patty Mag is when you take an unexpected or unplanned dump in your pants in a social environment. It is similar to a "shart" only more intense in duration and public awareness.
Man, I was in line at the bank when this chick pulled a sweet Patty Mag at the check out counter. Everyone in the place gave her a round of applause and then ran out of the building in disgust.
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refers to disease-ridden female gentalia
Dude, I'm not going anywhere NEAR that chick's krabby patty!!
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1.SMACKa quick sharp noise which can be made by rapidly compressing or penetrating a penis against or into a PATTYa little pie / mound in this case a clean shaven wet vagina.
2. A hot wet vagina typically clean shaven allowing a "smack" sound to be present upon each cock thrust.
I love banging her hot little smack patty.
She loves my sewing maching ass powering my shaft as it relentlessly pounds in and out of her helpless smack patty.
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When a fat girl queefs in your face.
I was cleaning pussy juice off my face after that Buffarilla gave me a patty melt.
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English teachers stanky crotch.
My english teacher likes to touch her fat patty in class.
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A veggie based pattie simulating a hamburger and served like a hamburger.
Kate, you're eating meat again?
No, it's a fag pattie. Why don't you look at me when we make love anymore?
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"CRABBY PATTY" - The unusual foreign object you find in Mens Urinals
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