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Deuce Bumps

The goose bumps that often precede or accompany an imminent, voluminous bowel movement.

I knew I had to find a rest stop post-haste when I got the deuce bumps.

by Joe Crowe May 14, 2008

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blue deuce

The nickname of the #2 miller lite car in nascar. Has been driven by Rusty Wallace, Kurt Busch, and Brad Keselowski.

And the winner is Kurt Busch driving the blue deuce.

by roaneraider November 4, 2010

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Hot Deuce

A dump brought on by drinking coffee or after a large meal. Also used as a descriptive term for piss poor or half assed work.

"Dude that coffee made me drop a Hot Deuce in the toilet"

"This email looks like a f'ing Hot Deuce"

You're on the way to the airport, when suddenly something starts to boil deep within your soul. You sink into the taxi's back seat and begin to sweat. Of course. You know the feeling well. It's a HOT DEUCE.

by HotDeuceUniversity July 25, 2013


PJ DEUCE

A fat retarded wigger, who claims to hate black people, Also likes to lie about alot of bullshit including, but not limited to going into the military, and fucking hot chicks

Yo man, I seen PJ DEUCE up at the trolly stop, he was hanging with dirty fuck Frank, they were wearing football jerseys.

by Trolley Stop Phil February 19, 2003


hatch a deuce

to slam a giant pile of human feces from the anus into the toilet or wherever

Can I hatch a deuce in your BR before I dip?

by HC Greenly December 6, 2006


proper deuce

Taking a big shit. It comes out clean and in one piece, leaving you feeling a lot lighter than you did before. You feel like you got it all out. Minimal wiping is required.

Hey Bo, I'm going to the bathroom to take a proper deuce.

by EricGNutz March 14, 2008


matrix deuce

When you drop a deuce so big that it makes one question reality.

I dropped the biggest matrix deuce the other night. There's no way that thing came out of my anus.

by dejaflu June 2, 2010

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