bell job

A sexual act in which a well endowed woman places her breasts on either side of her partner's head then bangs them back and forth - the breasts being the bell and the head being the clapper.

"My head is still ringing from that bell job Francine gave me last night!"

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Scrum-Job

The act of a sexual partner licking the bottom of the nut sack clean of any cheesy debris.

Bethany gave me a scrum-job last night, my balls are smooth as eggs.

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ocean job

when you put tuna on your dick and a penguin licks it off

Omg I just got an ocean job

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Finding a Job

Sleeping all day and not finding a job.

Yo dude I've been finding a job all day grandma, I don't have the time to visit you in the hospital.

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Chili Job

Occurs after a magical combination of a hearty, filling meal of chili and an evening of challenging oral sex (involving deep-throating or, in more colloquial terms, "throat fucking"). The rigor of said oral sex causes the giver to lose control of their gag reflex, thereby vomiting profusely on the member of the receiver of said blow-job. The unfortunate receiver completes the ritual by inserting his "chili dog" between the inviting buns of his nauseous partner.

"Dolores and I had a wonderful evening last night! We started with an expensive bottle of wine, devoured some medium rare beef fillets, and finished with a satisfying chili job to round out the evening."

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Frim Job

Using poser, plastic spinner hubs with rubber tongues attatched for anal pleasure.

Ask the Analficianado about the best deal on a Frim Job!

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blanch job

Synonymous with the famed over the pants (hand job). Usually causing the penis cuts and scraps And can sometimes result in bleeding. Not very often does the person receiving a blanch job actually ejaculate. Usually given by prude bitches who think they can hold out till marriage.

Son how'd your date go. It was OK dad but the prude bitch only gave me a blanch job.

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