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1. Tinea cruris, or ringworm of the groin area. Tinea is a fungus or yeast-like organism that is normally found on skin but overgrows into an infection when there is a weakened state or unbalance. Tinea can also infect the feet (athlete's foot, tinea pedis), the body, or the scalp (ringworm, not a worm at all, given the name from the spreading of the infection that makes a sort of round ring-like red mark on the margins of the infected area.)
Jock itch was said by Bill Cosby to be "better than a good woman", referring to the utter relief found by uninterrupted scratching to relieve the nasty itch.
2. The yearning to be an athlete by a physically unremarkable nerdy kid.
Beauregard kept his wife Fanny up all night with his incessant scratching of his scrotum. Finally, tired of the bed shaking, she tossed him out with the hounds, saying if he wanted to scratch his privates, he could do it in company that appreciated such activities. Beauregard retorted that she was remarkably unsympathetic about his jock itch and reminded her how he was completely sensitive to her situation when she had a yeast infection. Beauregard is getting used to sleeping permanently in the dog house.
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The air you breath when a baseball player takes his sweaty jock and cup, and straps the shit on your face.
Last night when he was sleeping, I gave the bitch jock-oxygen!
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Term used to desribe the unintelligent, bloated, bombastic rock promulgated by Nickelback and their ilk.
Teddy: Man, this sure is some shitty music you're blaring, Joe.
Alex: Yeah, can we turn this jock rock bullshit off?
Joe: Hey fuck you guys! Nickelback fucking rock!
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To be cocky, gay, have big veins in your arms which means your strong. To be poor, and to like to cum on girl's backs.
Person 1: Yo did you hear that nasty ass fuckin shit that cocky fag did.
Person 2: Oh, you mean pull a Dylan jock?
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A Person who's gaming library consists almost entirely of Madden (and various other sports games) and Popular First Person Shooters such as Halo and Call of Duty. The Xbox 360 is generally their console of choice.
Person 1: Hey you should play the new Legend of Zelda its pretty sweet.
Jock Gamer: Fuck that shit dude I like to pay $60 for the same game every year. Madden 10 baby!!!!
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In a homosexual relationship, the male on the receiving end during sexual intercourse and who is notably athletic, in good shape and masculine.
"All the guys at the bar were checking out Matt, he plays football and you know how much they go for the bottom jocks."
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An even that occurs when sitting next to a jock with extremely long legs, he feels he needs to spread his knees as far apart as physically possible, while his ankles remain touching, giving everyone facing him full view of his crotch.
Dude, You suck at track. There's no need for the jock crotch here.