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Net Zombie

1. An internet users that dedicates too much time to web browsing or viewing entertainment online that has little to no educational value or personal benefit.

2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition)

Steve: "Dude! You wouldn't believe what I found on engadget!"
Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours?
Steve: ...Yeah why?
Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie.

by Mr. Bowes October 19, 2011


net nudging

Sitting in the backseat and nudging over the net that they put on the behind of the front seat.

Space is tight but Micah can adjust with a little net nudging.

by Contrainduction June 20, 2022


net cred

The nerd equivalent of street cred. It is essentially a person's trustworthiness (or 'cred' for 'credibility') as someone who knows what's up on the Internet. The fewer degrees of separation one has from the cradles of new developments - such as following the right accounts on Twitter, being there when the very first incarnation of a new meme-to-be ever got posted on an imageboard, etc. - the more net cred one has. Essentially: a qualitative measure of one's experience with or knowledge of the Internet as a community at large.

You got 10k followers on Twitter because of your cyber news channel on YouTube? Boy, I guess you must legit have a lot of net cred with quite a few of people then, huh?

by minagica October 10, 2015


Net Upset

Exaggerated/Sarcastic anger expressed merely online caused by something seen on the internet.
Individuals who experience Net Upset generally forget about the occurrence as soon as they are distracted by something else.

“What a stupid riddle! Totally wasted two minutes of my life!”
“Relax ...it’s no big deal.”
“It’s ok, im just Net Upset”

by Silverspring December 5, 2018


net jew

Gay or lesbian Jewish figure
Or a person who does not support net neutrality due to money

Bernie Sanders is a net jew

by Killingmyslef6000 December 21, 2017


dick net

The mesh briefs inside a guy's swim trunks.

Monique: At the beach, this guy comes over and squats down to hit on me and apparently his dick net was missing, because he was looking at me with his third eye.

Blaire: Eeewwwe!

by Spirited1 August 7, 2010

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Eating net

When you are at a goth club and are so eager to please a woman that you go down on her before even taking off her fishnet stocking.

I was at The Pit last night and some creep totally tried eating net out of nowhere.

by jpoawijrolm;lk August 26, 2010

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