Rope rape

When applying a garment of clothing over one's head and one cannot locate the head hole in the t-shirt or jumper and one panics and believes it is the end of the world.

"Dude, last night I totally got rope raped!"

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top ropes

when you climb to the top of the dividers between stalls in a bathroom put a leg on each side and try to aim ur shit into the toilet

He missed from the top ropes and got shit everywhere.

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Cut the rope

To fan away with ones hand the obnoxious odour left behind after farting in order to prevent the smell from following you into another room.

"If you don't cut the rope before you come into this room I will stab you!"

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Rope dick

A legendary mythical dick that is 10+ ft in length. Good for modeling sine waves by undulating up and down to adjust amplitude and frequency. Also, a fashionable scarf in a pinch. It’s prehensile nature allows the owner to use it for various task.

Repunzel, repunzel, let down your rope dick.

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meat rope

a horse's penis

it is a very long and quite retractable. when it extends, its over a foot long, and when it retracts, its nothing. it actually goes back inside the horse's body.

Jason and Spencer touched the meat rope (which looked like it had cuts on it) while Sam and Jordan laughed outside of the horse pen.

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velvet rope

a means by which to get yourself out of a date with a person with lots of red flags. i.e. - texting your friend to bail you out via a call or crashing the date

"this chick's totally waiting for marriage man, i need to velvet rope this date"

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Frozen Rope

a cumshot that is a line drive, much more aptly named than a baseball line drive, because this is white and can actually appear in frozen rope form for a matter of moments

guy 1 - i hooked up with a harvard coed last night

guy 2 - you give her a pearl necklace

guy 1 - frozen ropes all night

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