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when someone puts their dick inside of a toaster and rapes a dog
Dude I totally small microwaved last night
When your boss takes you to a small room to give you a private ticking off or bollocking.
I came in twenty minutes late this morning and got small-roomed!
You had five pints in your lunch break? You're gonna get small-roomed!
The boss just small-roomed that new temp and she stormed out!
I wish the boss would small-room that lazy guy.
Called in sick and then went down the pub but got spotted. I'm expecting a small-rooming when I go back.
A penis which is small. Generally held by those less gifted, not just white people. Medical facts have given explanations for that urban myth and have proven it wrong.
Damn son, you're hung like a field mouse!
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A penis that is usually no longer than 4 inches. Nearly every man on earth wouldn't want this. Also known as a "Maggot".
Nico said,"Oh my god, you have a small penis! Oh well, a little wank will do some good..."
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A male whose pubic hairs are longer than his penis
Dru's penis is under one inch so you could say that he has a very small penis or that he needs to trim his pubs
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A small deal is the opposite of a big deal. A small deal is something with nothing in comparison to anything else in the world except other small deals. You can recognize a small deal if you call them a small deal and they start to complain or cry or something like that. If you do call them a small deal make sure you are a big deal and not a small deal yourself.
Man 1: "Man that girl Makayla is such a freakin small deal!"
Man 2: "Yes, I know, good thing we are big deals or else I would have to kill myself"
Makayla: "Hey guys!"
Man 1: "Get out of here you small deal!"
Man 2: "Yeah!"
Makayla: *goes off and cries*
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When a small group of people get together and "chill". Can't be any more then 10 people.
Small Chill= Less than 10 People
Medium Chill= 10-25 people
Large Chill= 25-50 people
Alex: Dude matt I just wanted it to be a small chill,like me, u, and 7 girls, then you had to be all gay and invite all these people
Matt: Dude I just invited Hawkins
Alex: Yeah, now its a medium chill, cunt.
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