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A splurge of Jism through one's penis
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1. Using the hands to beat the shit out of and pin down a cock. 2. A legal choke hold maneuver.
"I can't come over right now... I'm arm wrestling the one eyed purple headed champion."
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a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword
the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...
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Chunky semen that resembles tapioca pudding
bitch: ahh! you got one eyed snake tapioca nasal drip in my eye!
playa: forshizzle!
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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
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Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.
The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.
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Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
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