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Muff weasel

A man or woman who has a particularly penchant for orally pleasuring women by licking their pussy.

Richard was a real hit with the ladies, his muff weaselry being legendary

by Prophet Tenebrae August 21, 2004

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Washington Weasel

n. Mostly Corporate-Owned Republicans and Tea Party Movement Evangelical-Fundamentalist Fanatics proposing laws which decrease American Freedoms.

The Representative from Wisconsin is another Washington Weasel.

by Jeokar May 14, 2011

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Hiding the Weasel

When a male inserst his Dilly dink (weiner) into a females Va jj(VAGINA) and it can not be seen and there fore it is in hiding.

Guy: Dude, when your mom comes in make sure were hiding the weasel.

Girl: Okay! :) sounds good.

by Macavite Floator, and Puffet July 21, 2008

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weasel frosting

noun

1 : maintenance of a web journal or weblog; blogging, especially trivialities and the results of name generators, meme generators, and internet quizzes

2 : a name generator, meme generator, or internet quiz

3 : an expression describing the elusiveness of content on the internet; an expression of doubt

4 : bikini wax

(Etymology : weasel : Middle English wesele, from Old English weosule; frosting : unknown)

The Hobbit Name Generator is nothing but weasel frosting.

by Peony Boffin of Whitfurrows December 6, 2003

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pickel weasel

a realy funny word

pickel weasel

by pickle December 11, 2003

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weasel penis

A penis which is similar to that of a weasel's, in that it is extremely pink, slimy, and unsheathed in a manner much like a dog's penis. However, weasel penises rarely reach lengths of greater than 2 1/2 inches.

"Fuck you, you son of a bitch!" yelled Derek's girlfriend when he tried to touch her with his disgusting weasel penis.

by Durty Deez March 23, 2007

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Ferret Weasel

The Ferret and Weasel are closely related and can interbreed.

The Ferret Weasel is called a "Feasel", and its fur is so fine, you will want to Werret.

by Marten Fisher November 26, 2006

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