Oral Shitposting

The speaking equivalent of shitposting.
Basically saying something stupid completely unrelated to the current topic of discussion for the sake of saying it. Also can be saying something retarded, stupid, or off topic to simply piss everyone off.

Saying something that stupid isn’t funny. That’s oral shitposting.

Oral Dick

someone who is a good person but often says stupid things; puts their foot in their mouth.

I really like Sally but sometimes she really offends me. She is an oral dick.

Oral Centipede

When a group of 3 or more arrange themselves in boy girl formation and perform and or receive oral sex on each other restulting in a centipede of sexual pleasure.

"Did you hear about Tim and Dave last night!? They lost their oral virginity to 2 prostitutes by performing the oral centipede!"

Ear Oral

The action of slurping, licking or sucking in someone’s ear with ones tongue

Hey wanna try ear oral,
Oh yes please slurp that baby up

persuasive oral

Giving someone head to gain something from it.

Mia: "I gave John persuasive oral so that he'd lend me his car"

oral cavity

The word you say in order to make everyone say ahh

Matt:"Oral cavity", everyone else "ahh!"

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