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someone who is a good person but often says stupid things; puts their foot in their mouth.
I really like Sally but sometimes she really offends me. She is an oral dick.
When a woman gives oral sex to a man, resulting in him ejaculating into her mouth, she then holds it, spits it back into the man's mouth. He then proceeds to give oral sex to the woman pushing his spunk deep into her pussy with his tongue.
Later on, she is pregnant without P to V contact and thus resulting in an oral pregnancy.
Gary: Hey I hope that Oral Pregnancy technique worked!
Harriet: Me too. We've been trying to get me pregnant for ages now, but your cock is too short.
Gary: Bit mean, but it's true.
The speaking equivalent of shitposting.
Basically saying something stupid completely unrelated to the current topic of discussion for the sake of saying it. Also can be saying something retarded, stupid, or off topic to simply piss everyone off.
Saying something that stupid isn’t funny. That’s oral shitposting.
When a group of 3 or more arrange themselves in boy girl formation and perform and or receive oral sex on each other restulting in a centipede of sexual pleasure.
"Did you hear about Tim and Dave last night!? They lost their oral virginity to 2 prostitutes by performing the oral centipede!"
Performing oral on a taco as if it were a cock.
Aww man the taco and I had fun last night doing taco oral.
The means in which someone deceptively talks their way out of getting into any serious trouble for something wrong that they did. It is the inner lying ability that guides them to safety and it is not to be confused with the immoral compass.
Marco: Did you hear about Gabe? Last night at the party, he got caught in a closet with Misty by her boyfriend, Steel.
Paulo: Nightmare! Is he hospitalized? Or in the morgue? Steel is all 'roided out these days.
Marco: Nope. He's fine. He used his oral compass to talk himself to safety. He said they were looking for glowworms.
Paulo: Well, Steel is pretty dumb.
Oral Sex in Battleasya Bedwars
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