When a man and a woman are having sex outside on a winter day and the man removes his dick from her vagina, dips it in the snow and re-inserts it after it has been chilled.
After a long day of making snow angels, Francko thought it would be romantic to introduce Nicolette to the screaming penguin.
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The walk people do out of the bathroom when there is no toilet paper. Or when someone shits their pants on the way to the can.
βMan you should have seen the bathroom at the Jetβs game after they ran out of TPβ
βIt was like march of the penguins up in that bitch.β
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Just when your about to skeet in the woman, you donkey punch her so she passes out then you proceed to jiz in between her legs. Next morning when she wakes up from her unconcious state her legs are stuck together and she will waddle like a little penguin, hence the name frosty penguin.
This bitch was making fun of the way I walk so I gave her a frosty penguin.
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An online store that sells magic tricks. It's a great store. However, the users of the Penguin Magic forums are spoiled ignorant assholes.
Penguin Magic is a great store, however it's fourms are filled with a bunch of spoiled teenaged assholes.
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One of those losers who walk around with their pants around their knees, or holding their pants with one hand between their knees and where they shoud be, forcing them to waddle like a penguin. Usually THINKS he is a tough gangsta.
Ha ha look at that retarded penguin waddle... he doesn't even know how stupid he looks
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A term that refers to a circumcised penis with a head thatβs substantially smaller than the shaft, therefore resembling a "penguin."
"penguin dick.. the worst!! "
"yah him and his penguin dick tried to waddle into my vagina... i was havin NO part of that!"
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A good revenge for the angry pirate
While a woman is performing oral sex on her partner, she stops midway and walks away, leaving her partner with his pants around his ankles, waddling after her.
"Arr.. How do you like that you stupid angry penguin?"
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