pet whore

someone and/or animal that requires your undivided attention and/or touch.

My cat is such a pet whore, she climbs and sits on me until i pet her.

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pet kink

When petting others like a dog is your kink

Don’t kink shame my pet kink

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pet tie

Neckwear for an animal companion (usually a dog). A fashion accessory for a pet.

I saw a black dog wearing a red pet tie. Too cool!

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pet the starfish

anal intercourse, touching of the anus with tongue,penis, fingers etc.

I positioned myself on my stomach with legs spread and asked Bob if he'd like to "pet the starfish".

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heavy petting

Close to sex, but not exactly. Just oral, hand jobs, fingering, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey! Me and Jane we're doing some heavy petting last night, i fingered her twice!"

Guy 2: "I need a girlfriend..."

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Neo pets

Funky looking creatures in the computer.

That neo-pet looks like my cats butt!

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Petting Zoo

Someone who has a body odor similar to the unbearable stench of a petting zoo. Avoid this person at all costs, for the vile smell is so gut-wrenchlingly foul that you will undoubtedly vomit with such force that it sprays for several feet from the mouth (projectile vomit).

Man 1: Dood, did you hear that the entire Quinnipiac University had to get evacuated yesterday?

Man 2: No way... Why?

Man 1: Quinnipiac stupidly admitted a petting zoo!!

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