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someone and/or animal that requires your undivided attention and/or touch.
My cat is such a pet whore, she climbs and sits on me until i pet her.
When petting others like a dog is your kink
Don’t kink shame my pet kink
Neckwear for an animal companion (usually a dog). A fashion accessory for a pet.
I saw a black dog wearing a red pet tie. Too cool!
anal intercourse, touching of the anus with tongue,penis, fingers etc.
I positioned myself on my stomach with legs spread and asked Bob if he'd like to "pet the starfish".
Close to sex, but not exactly. Just oral, hand jobs, fingering, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey! Me and Jane we're doing some heavy petting last night, i fingered her twice!"
Guy 2: "I need a girlfriend..."
Funky looking creatures in the computer.
That neo-pet looks like my cats butt!
Someone who has a body odor similar to the unbearable stench of a petting zoo. Avoid this person at all costs, for the vile smell is so gut-wrenchlingly foul that you will undoubtedly vomit with such force that it sprays for several feet from the mouth (projectile vomit).
Man 1: Dood, did you hear that the entire Quinnipiac University had to get evacuated yesterday?
Man 2: No way... Why?
Man 1: Quinnipiac stupidly admitted a petting zoo!!