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The act of smearing feces (your own or a friends) all over your ass cheeks until your white pasty butt now appears completely black. Then proceed to moon an unsuspecting person. The shit-covered ass appears at first glance to be not the typical full moon, but a dark new moon.
*If a person is truly creative, they can use varying amounts of poo to recreate all phases of the moon (New, waxing crescent 1st quarter, waxing gibbous, full, waning gibbous, 3rd quarter, waning crescent, and new)
a cop is sitting outside of Dunkin Donuts and looks up when a car driving by honks.
"hey copper, check this out!" the driver motions to the passenger in the back who put his shit covered ass out the window.
"Oh damn, Tell your black friend that he's gonna pay for that!"
"My friend isn't black, silly! You just got the Philadelphia New Moon!"
"Eww Gross!" the cop shakes his night stick angrily!
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The sexual act of shitting,ejaculating and vomiting on a partners chest then smearing it on your face like a baby
I just gave my girl a Philadelphia baby shower the other night
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Commonly reffered to as the "philly", it occurs when you make someone think or do something that is not related to your focused goal. Essentially, it is the same as a Kansas City Shuffle, except the word itself is a lot easier and less awkward to use in casual conversation. The young adults of Inwood are constantly getting the philly, and they don't even care.
We gave that bitch the philly.
They got the philly, real quick. We made out with all the nice shit from that party.
I gave em the philly and won a nintendo wii!
Matt got the philadelphia fake out when arex said she was pregnant. She can't even have kids!
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Where Will Smith was born and raised.
South Philadelphia born and raised, on a playground where I spent most of my days...
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An extremely exclusive private country club located in the Chestnut Hill neighborhood of Philadelphia. It maintains three golf courses, a nine hole course off of its main facilities and two eighteen hole courses right outside philadelphia in Flourtown. It also maintains both grass and clay tennis courts, a swimming pool, squash courts and a cricket team. One of the poshest clubs in philadelphia, with a membership made up primarily of many very old WASP families. One of the oldest country clubs in the nation, not much has changed about its membership or ideology since its inception in 1854. Membership fees would bankrupt the common family, but for a majority of members they are exempt from paying certain initiation fees if they are born members. (How many of the members afford to not even work)
The Club employs a disproportional amount of African Americans, as caddies/waitstaff as a continuance of many old traditions.
Commonly abbreviated as; PCC
Person 1: Your a member of Philadelphia Cricket Club?
Person 2: Yup, all my life...
Person 1: How do you afford this, you don't even work!
Person 2: Inherited the membership; no fees for me...
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3 consecutive tirds or more stacked on top of each other in a Philly hotel bathroom toilet.
In completion of a Philadelphia Snake Pit try to be the first person to defecate. The second and third persons should use nose plugs and try to avoid tird splash up from the prior tird. After everyone is finished take a picture and never flush. This works the best right before you checkout of the hotel. It can be hard to sleep with the heavy tird smell in the air. And don’t be cheap leave a dollar between the toilet seat and the bowl. Enjoy!
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The act of pooping into a bathtub filled with hot water, stripping down, and diving in. Usually done for sexual pleasure. Can be done with another person.
Person 1: Dude, you smell like shit today. So does Sarah
Person 2: Yeah man me and Sarah tried out this thing called a Philadelphia Bubble Bath
Person 1: Well whatever that was, you stink
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