Fish Pond Problem

"Have a fish pond problem" = Thinking you have a huge, critically important problem to deal with.

Compared to - "Making a mountain out of a molehill" = Exaggerating and exacerbating a very minor, insignificant issue into a tremendous obstacle or crisis.

Owners of fish ponds ( like koi ponds) get very upset if something goes wrong with their koi or the environment. The world is ending if there is a fish pond problem.

John was stressed about missing the office holiday party, but his wife told him he was having a fish pond problem and it wasn't that big of a deal.
When the restaurant messed up my order, I started to get really worked up until my friend said "Relax, you're having a fish pond problem again over something minor."
Sarah tends to have a lot of fish pond problems - she'll obsess over tiny issues like being 5 minutes late as if they're catastrophic events.
The team spent two hours debating the colors for the new logo design. Their manager finally had to intervene and say they were having a fish pond problem before refocusing them.

Pond Shrimp

Semen

Dude, I sprayed my pond shrimp all over her face last night

pond princess

One who thinks they are ready for big water, (specifically kayaking) but complains the whole time about paddling/peddling when on big water.

She is such a pond princess, can’t even paddle a mile.

pants in the pond

When sum1 is dead scared

Billy. Jumps out of the bush and screams
Jim. AHHH
Billy. Im sorry

Jim. You had better be, i had my pants in the pond

Caramel Pond

A state of mind where you are overcome with a feeling of numbness and every movement feels slow, like it would if you were to be stuck in a pond of caramel. It has no feeling of euphoria as a drug might and is closer to a sweet sadness.

Carol tried to run out the door, but couldn't get the energy she needed and like she was stuck in a caramel pond.

Murky Pond

A lighthearted nickname for a friend that turned into the suggestion of an STD in the female genital.

"I would've done her Matt, but Emma had a really murky pond."

poked the pond

Fingering. The vagina is so wet that it’s like a pond.

I was making out with this girl and then I poked the pond.