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Bill: Hey did you catch the basketball game last night?
Ron: No I don't watch nigger ping-pong.
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When a member of the media asks someone a question, then that person tells the media to ask somebody else the same question.
Sports reporter #1: "Why did the manager bench you for three games?"
Baseball player: "Ask him."
Sports reporter #2: "That's media ping-pong."
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Extreme Ping Pong (also known as freestyle table tennis). Is Ping Pong but extra points are given for extreme moves such as table handstands, dive shots, blindfolded playing, playing while on a trampoline, front flip serve, causing the ball to set alight, playing with no paddle, playing with two paddles etc.
Variations of the games exist such as XXXtreme Ping Pong (This one is played naked) and the most popular variation No Shots Barred, in No Shots Barred the rules are simple the serve must be a regular one but as long as the ball is bouncing its still in play, even if it leaves the table.
Alex: You ready to beat Dan at some Extreme Ping Pong 2v1.
Johnny: Yeh why not, lets make it a No Shots Barred match.
Alex: Ok Epic, let me just get the BDSM gear.
Johnny: :O WTF
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(noun) a bad game of basketball. So when both teams are playing so bad they aren't making any baskets but instead just bouncing the ball back and forth up and down the court.
Michael: Hey how was the game?
Jordan: Terrible I felt like I was watching a game of nigga ping-pong
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Beer Pong is a game played by 4 players, two on each side. It is played with two ping pong balls. Six cups are then placed on each side in a pyramid fashion (six on each side). Also to keep the game sanitary, a cup of water is placed on each side to rinse the ball in case it drops on the floor. The cups are filled half full (roughly 2 beer cans will be used for each side).
The object of the game is to shoot the ping pong balls into the opponents cups, making them drink. Once all cups on one side of the table are made, then the team who made the cups win.
Special rules: Make it till you miss... when a team makes the last cup, the opposing team has an opportunity to make all the remaining cups as long as they do not miss, if they do, game over.
Satellites - the cup you are drinking out of is your satellite, if an opposing player makes it into your cup, game over.
Bounces - bounces can be off of anything, the table, wall, a person, as long as it bounces, a bounce counts as two cups.
If both players from one team makes the same cup in the same turn, they win.
Every house has different house rules, usually posted on the wall. Find out what house rules they use when playing and abide by them.
Started trippin on mushrooms while playing beer pong and the cups seemed to be moving around... and i still went 15 games straight
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A ping-pong game in which each player is drafted a random toy to strategically place wherever they wish on their opponent's side of the table in hopes of hitting the toy with the ping-pong ball during the game, thus making it virtually impossible for their opponent to return your hit. When the game comes down to Sucker's Serve another toy, preferably Joker Van, is tossed or wheeled across the table at the time of the serve by Anton himself in hopes of ruining the serve.
Nick: You wanna play ping-pong?
Mike: Not really.
Nick: How about Anton's Ping-Pong?
Mike: Fine, but I hope I am drafted Barbie since she is a large target due to her long hair.
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A show traditionally found in Thailand, Laos, and Cambodia, where scantily clad girls shoot out various objects from their vaginas, including fruit, goldfish, and ping pong balls.
I was in Bangkok for work and came across a ping pong show where Yum-Yum ejected a goldfish from her pussy into a fishbowl.
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