Pork Nubbing

A lousy blow job. When the person sucking your dick only mouths and lips it and never gets you to nut.

Rachel was pork nubbing me last night. She always does that when she drinks too much.

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pork faggot

A somewhat disgusting ball of minced lard, gristle, fat, liver, intestine, and occasionally pork meat, preferably served in a "rich western country sauce". Although enjoyed by some, this pork delicacy - courtesy of meat producer "Mr. Brain's" - should probably be avoided.

Hey, pass me some more pork faggots! I think there's still some room in the toilet..

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Pork lolly

juicy fat cock

i like pork lolly

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side of pork

when you wake up the next mroning and find a fat chick lying in bed next to you

Tom why didnt you save me last night when i woke i found a side of pork in my bed

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pork munch

the process of eating a fat girl's vagina out.

I gave Katie a pork munch because her vagina was so fat.

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pork barrel

the funding of projects that a localized to a specific area but with the costs spread across all taxpayers

Pork barrel spending is an 800 pound gorilla. Many politicians say they will stop it but don't.

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Pork Steer

The tendency of a car to turn left (right in RHD cars) when being driven by a fatty. The driver's extreme weight causes the left side suspension to sag, making the car naturally turn left.
Although this can be a benefit if you normally make left turns, right hand turns will be negatively affected by the weight imbalance.

This effect is similar to torque steer, a similar effect found in FWD cars and caused by driveshaft differences.
Unlike torque steer, pork steer can be found in cars of any engine/drivewheel layout, as long as the driver is a pork enthusiast.

Q: why does my car turn left when i hit the go pedal?
A: lol pork steer

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