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in halo reach, the teleporters that take you to a location on the map that expirienced players will be watching and waiting for a noob to teleport to, ending in a quick easy kill or bieng dumped on, hence the name noob potty
They are spawning at blue base, so they will most likely use the noob potty.
When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!
Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!
Going to the bathroom, but without the specifying the form of waste.
Someone was pottying in the woods that night.
When your using a mildly dirty and smelly portable toilet on a super hot day and your pooping in there while your and sweating a lot like a dirty dog on a summers day and your thinking to yourself “oh man what I would do to take a shit in an air conditioned bathroom”.
Jheez, Vincent came outta that potable like he just had a swamp potty.
When u sit down after a long day and shit out blood cuz ur ur hole hurts
U on ur rag or just have red potty
When you pull down a girls panties and she smells like piss but you still lick it.
Frank was so ripped last night he even potty slirped that five dollar hooker.
When you have to excuse yourself from present company in order to escape to the bathroom in order to answer a text message.
Joe: Why are you typing so slowly? Are you potty clickin'?
Jill: Yeah, I'm having dinner with my folks and I heard the text come in so off i went to the john to return the message!