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earth pounds

Small amounts of money that can be wasted on items that a superior being might shun

Girl;'how much are those gold hoop earrings'

Market Stall Owner 'they are three of your earth pounds'

by leighann li July 4, 2008


perky pounding

When two friends are both sad and have sex to "perk" themselves up

I've had a really shit day and so have you how about we "perk" ourselves up and have a perky pounding

by serchild January 11, 2016


Pumpkin Pounding

When someone sticks the stem of a pumpkin up their ass and proceeds to smash the pumpkin by jumping/sitting on it

Me and the boys like to go Pumpkin Pounding on our off day from Bitcoin mining

by Denniss Kanetality May 1, 2021


Dick Pound

A unit of measure established by The International Bureau of Weights and Measures in conjunction with the International Olympics Committee, equal to approximately 5 ft/lbs of torque.

Give her about 10 Dick Pounds and back her off about a quarter turn.

by DickPound March 23, 2020


pound the porcelain

To take a shit.

Linked to the kinetic force of your faeces striking the porcelain of the toilet.

I think I feel a grog bog coming on, I'm gunna go pound the porcelain.

by Bonesey July 19, 2010

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Pound the Onion

Common slang used by middle eastern men...it actually has a literal translation rather than a metaphorical one which may be imagined by non-middle eastern folks.

Refers to the massive eating frenzy's which take place amongst family and friends. Inclusive of Kabobs, Basmati Rice, & ofcourse Raw White Onions. Rice Dishes in the middle eastern culture which are accompanied by lamb, beef, chicken, and are always represented with a side of cut raw onions. Raw onions are served table side at most middle eastern restaurants alongside Lavash Bread as an appetizer.

Dude,

I'm starving for some Chelo Kabob. Its time to go Pound the Onion.

by Sherwyn January 26, 2012


lateral pounding

coming at her from the side while fucking the shit out of your girl

It wasn't from behind, it wasn't missionary either, John was straight giving her a lateral pounding

by T-B0NE July 7, 2016