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Consuming alcohol in smaller amounts before a bigger drinking event with the intention of easing yourself into a night of crazy fun.
First guy: Yea we were pre-gaming with beer tonight.
(gazing at a guy passed out)
Second guy: Yea too bad he didn't pre-game at all, tonight was too much fun for him to handle.
First guy: Sucks to be him.
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The act o pooping in a bath just seconds before the partner gets in it.
Hanna gave me a huge pre-cog last night that I had to hit the shower to get rid of every part of her poop that was stuck on my skin.
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The act of loading a webpage with a video on it allowing the video to buffer knowing full well that you do not intent to watch the video at the present time. But instead keeping the webpage open and watching later when it may be more convenient for you. A pre-buffer is also used to make sure the video is fully loaded when you wish to wash it.
The user can also disconnect from the internet and will still be able to watch the video due to the pre-buffer.
buddy: have you got any decent films we can watch?
guy: erm nah not really but i pre-buffered the hangover on the internet this morning if you wanna watch that
buddy: yeah sounds like a plan, good old pre-buffer
bob: you wanna go out jim?
jim: ok let me just pre-buffer space chimps for the kids n i'll pick you up
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(noun) the distinction between a cise and a pre-cise is that a pre-cise is the act of cising something BEFORE it actually happens or even exists. Pre-cising can be due to feelings of preconceived excitement, enthusiasm, or thoughts of awesomeness. Exercise caution when pre-cising - you don't want to set you or others up for unnecessary disappointment.
1. "Omgosh. My outfit for this party is gonna actually be so hot. Like suriously, all eyes are going to be on me. I can just see it. Walk in. Stop the party b/c of how much sex I'm gonna ooze."
"Have you actually bought your outfit yet?"
"Um..no"
"Stop pre-cising yourself. You're gonna pre-cise a non-existent and could just end up looking like shit."
2. "My baby be the shit."
"Yo baby isn't even born yet. You be pre-cising it."
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1)A fart before you take a dump
Man I had to poo hella bad last night turns out it was just a huge pre-log
The area between the Mexican border, and the nearest checkpoint in the United States.
Its called that because this area is inhabited by Mexicans. (close to 85%) Since there are a lot of Mexicans, there are a lot of Mexican heritage in the area making some areas look and feel like Mexico, and also at times speak border language.(i.e Tex-Mex)
"Hey man where are we? There's a lot more Mexicans then white people."
"We past the checkpoint in Falfuras. We're now in Pre-Mexico"
pre-fap is an unfinished masturbation session to get ready for intercourse
Oh, you want to have sex?
Let me just do a quick pre-fap, I don't want you to see it soft.