AP going psycho

Affair Partner getting mad being side chick.

My AP going psycho when I say tomorrow I can't see her cause it is my wife's birthday.

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psycho pity

when one pretends to have a disorder of any kind to get the pity of a memeber of the female or male species.

"omg i totally have depression/anxiety/an eating disorder/panic attacks/anxiety/OCD, bobby! omg!"

"you're a victim of psycho pity..."

psycho...

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tea dumping psychos

One of the many colourful slang terms that the British have for Americans.

"The damn tea dumping psychos! Five-thousand-pounds worth of tea thrown right off the bloody ships! The bloody crates are all completley soaked through, making the tea totally unfit for drinking. Even for Americans."

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alien psycho sister

Any extraterrestrial, most likely with some level of insanity and/or psychotic tendencies, that poses as the sister of any legitimate human. May emit, at any volume, the following: doggy voice, shrill sounds, nonsensical words, sudden shouts, low hissing sounds, extremely bad whistling, or other bizarre noises.

"Why is my little sister so annoying?" "She's probably an alien psycho sister."

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PSYCHO STRIPPER PARADOX

You walk into a strip club flush with cash.Beautiful women take their clothes off and dance for you.One in particular
catches your eye.She's hot...charming...smart...and seemingly
level-headed.You know it's too good to be true.So does she.
Remember you're in a STRIP CLUB.You're paying women to behave
like their real-world polar opposite.She moves in...with her kid.Has yours.You're FUCKED.

INVESTMENT BANKER 1:"I've taken Mylene to dinner a coupla' times outside of this place.I'm thinkin' I might move her in.

IB2:"You'll beee sooorrry!Have'nt you ever heard of PSP?"

IB1:"PSP?"

IB2:"PSYCHO STRIPPER PARADOX.She's on her best behavior...until she moves in.Then
the fangs and the claws come out.
Been there."

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mohawked psycho

a person who is liable to pulling many a stephens

Damn!... this milk is good fool! said the mohawked psycho.

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Bachelor Party Psycho

A girlfriend who won't let her boyfriend go to bachelor parties. A girl who insists on going to an all guys bachelor party with her boyfriend.

Man, I don't know if I can come tonight. My girlfriend is being a bachelor party psycho.

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