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Clenched fist withdrawn rapidly after a feat of accomplishment.
Spread widely in the U.S. in the 50's and 60's in the sport of Bowling.
If a bowler could see that he was about to get a strike (knocking all 10 pins down at once) - he would clench his fist as if holding a string that was attached to the pins. As the pins scattered he would quickly pull his fist back, acting as though his imaginary string pull caused the pins to fall.
Eventually, the Fist Pump became the gesture used on any (particularly sporting) instance of accomplishment.
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the motion that most people pass off as dancing. is cool to do when you just acomplished something
fist pump like a champ!!!!!!
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when getting your female partner from behind, you pull out and spit on her back giving the illusion that you just "came" on her back, and when she turns around...BAM, you shoot your load in her face.
i totally pump faked my lady last night...but sadly it hit her in the eye...and now she is a cyclops
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(noun) - the action or systems necessary to compensate for a work environment in which authority to resolve a problem is chronically pushed up to the apex of an organization and accountability for having the problem solved is pushed down to the organization's lowest-ranking members.
Turd pumping, which is the verb form, is normally encouraged by punishing the subordinate worker for the non-compliance of his superiors.
Etymology: Because shit only flows downhill, anybody trying to make shit flow uphill must be using a pump.
Example 1: In a restaurant, the servers are made responsible for customer satisfaction but are denied the authority to order the kitchen to reheat cold food. One turd-pump method is to ask the waitress who is sleeping with the manager to take the food back to the kitchen for reheat.
Use in sentence: Janet can turd pump that steak back through the kitchen for you because the chef knows that the boss is hiding the sausage in her pantry.
Example 2 (use in sentence): Subordinate worker "begging for review" of document that subordinate worker is not allowed to file or submit to clients until the documents are reviewed by a superior, where the subordinate will be punished if results are not timely.
Use in sentence: The reason that Liu can't the client's assignment out on time is that you need a 3-phase turd pump to get the partners to sign anything this week.
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when a male fingers a femal with tabasco sauce on his tips so it gets on the clit.
oliver gave a girl one hell of a chili pumper she went to the bathroom after he fingerd her and cried.
oliver is giving out free chili pumpers tonight... he has 12 inch fingers!!!
i got with this chick last night and i know the only reason she called me today was because i chili pumped her.
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This genital high five terminology originated in Northern California and was conceived as a subversive alternative in discussing sexual intercourse.
One does not throw pumps "at" someone, instead, throwing pumps is always mutually inclusive.
Did you throw pumps last night?
I'm so horny! just want to throw some pumps.
I was so tired today because I was throwing pumps all night.
Teddy and I threw pumps until mommy made me stop and clean up the stuffing.
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When there is only one well in a town, EVERYONE in town has to go to the same pump to get water. Just like everyone in town goes to pump your Mom.
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