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punting apples

"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."

ie. "I was going to go to mass today, but Morgan convinced me that punting apples is way more fun."

by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017


puntness

The state or quality of being a Puntite (someone who hails from Puntland, the autonomous regional state at the tip of the Horn)

their puntness was on point

by readyforthemoon55 October 2, 2019


National Punt Day

The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.

“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”

by BigBird321 December 12, 2022


punt

To kick a girl in her vagina.

Jeri's just mad 'cause her boyfriend just punted her ass out on the street!

by bumbler_on_the_run September 19, 2014


punt

To briefly mention and make reference to a topic that is covered in detail later.

From learncpp.com at the end of lesson 7.12a: "Exception handling is an advanced C++ topic, and we cover it in much detail in chapter 15 of this tutorial." Then at the beginning of lesson 14.1: "we punted on one further topic that we will now cover: exceptions."

by LotusDrop July 18, 2017


punt

When some one punches you in the vagina really hard.
cunt punch= punt

broooo, she punted you hard!

by xxcarpoxx January 11, 2016


Punt

To kick someone like punting in football.

"Hey John, what happened to your face?"

"I was punted"

by Silminator June 26, 2021