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A small, or traditionally petite young lady who perhaps misguidedly engages in sexual congress with a male partner several times her size and weight.
Best employed with a female several feet shorter and of no more than light-to-medium build, fuck puppetry involves the rapid and for the lady, un-volunteered and compulsory switching of positions, often involving her being hoisted bodily through the air in order to vary the application and angle of one's manly appendage to the orifice in use, or indeed, to vary the orifice being enjoyed.
Tanya couldn't walk properly for two days after her hulking new shag had spun her round like a top, pressed her into a W-shape, held her by the ankles upside down while swinging her like a full-breasted pendulum to give himself a blow job, then spinning her round and lowering her a bit to stuff her from behind rather uncomfortably and generally using her as a fuck puppet all night.
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An erection that shows through clothing.
"I can't leave the room in my robe yet or the kids are bound to notice the puppet show".
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A girl who is soooo tight that when u put a finger in her pussy her arms move up and down.
Hey dont we all want a Finger puppet?
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When you have a thick head of hair and not had a hair cut in months.
"Look at that guys head of hair. He has a huge case of puppet hair."
Another name for what the male crotch looks like with clothes on.
Guy #1: Dude, where are all the chicks at this party?
Guy #2: I know. I am seeing way too many sausage puppets. Let go somewhere else.
This is a puppet show created by Shane Madej on the YouTube channel, Watcher. He talks about certain historical events and these are hosted by the Professor, a blue and jelly bean-loving puppet (puppeteered by Shane, ofc). The Professor teaches these to the two guests on the show, one always being Ryan Bergara and another guest that changes with every episode. Ryan has never won the title of history master because the professor never lets him win. Oh and the songs that each episode ends with? Lyrical masterpieces.
"Oh hey, did you see the new episode of Puppet History?"
"Yeah, Ryan didn't win this time either did he?"
"No, he didn't."
The act of fisting an anorexic female.
Kate Moss is a total Stork Puppet.