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own a plantation of raisin trees

milk the mule fart around jerk off rub it hard

I work hard and earn a lot. I own a plantation of raisin trees.

by Reek-the-Prick December 6, 2019


you ain't got no raisins

A phrase used to say someone is acting as if they had no one to raise them. Someone who is acting aloof.
When you are out of dried grapes.

"Little boy, you ain't got no raisins, do you?"

by Kik: Uselessasset December 27, 2016

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Bed Raisin

When one accidentally poops while slumbering.

She was appalled that he had left bed raisins in her new sheets.

by ChocoWolf December 16, 2019


Russian Raisin

The act of inserting a metal rod (or sound) into the male urethra while simultaneously inserting a metal plug into the anus ensuring prostate contact.
Electrical current is then passed through the 2 metal objects creating a feedback loop draining the testicles of semen completely causing them to shrivel up like raisins.

"You cant give him a Russian Raisin, he wont survive!"
"If he dies, he dies..."

by Jacky Daytona September 25, 2023


Roid raisins

The shriveled testicles of a male body builder who suffers from steroid abuse.

Steve can’t have kids because his roid raisins shoot blanks.

by Justin Sydem May 3, 2021


Devil raisin

A pellet of rabbit feces secretly placed amongst an offering of dried grapes as a prank. May be one or many added into the mix.

Bobby was supposed to bring trail mix for the trip, but he filled the bag with devil raisins.

by Guiy Fartinghouse December 29, 2018


Raisin Bread

An expression of extreame joy or excitement; A replacement for yeet and swag; also knows as a sassy come back

Ex 1
Person 1: Hey I just got a new console today!
Person 2: Wow dude that's totally raisin bread!

Ex 2
Person 1: Shut up you asshole
Person 2: Raisin bread

by Zanderbell April 13, 2016