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a kick-ass song by Lamb Of God from their new CD, Sacrament
"This is your motherfucking invitation...The only one you could ever need.."
Redneck
Lamb of God
Sacrament
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One who's neck is of a red color.
George Bush is a redneck, he engages in anal sex with other natives of unpopulated american lands, or hillbilly country, he likes this alot.
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someone from anywhere in the world but mainly rural southeastern united states and rural canada. sost rednecks like myself love nascar. apparently most rednecks like pro wrestlin but not all. all rednecks are hard workin folk who earn everything they have. we are very smart people n can figure most anything out. rednecks enjoy the outdoors n would rather be outside than inside. cept for me it is way to cold right now and wish i could be fixin my car n truck. rednecks are the most polite people you will ever meet n enjoy time with family and friends. not all rednecks are drunks dip n smoke. rednecks do in fact shop at walmart cept walmarts gone to chinese and aint american enough for most anymore so i do my shopping by getting clothes from the nascar races. we are almost all good at computer stuff. rednecks dont all listen to country, i listen to rock n metal. rednecks tend to be God fearing Christians that attend church weekly and enjoy nascar afterwards. rednecks are the most patriotic people in america and will defend this great nation to our death. rednecks also tend to be very conservative and hate big government. we take no offense when northerners make fun of us, we just laugh and go on with our day. think before the next time you laugh at us, who is the one that knows how to fix a car without a car shop, whos the ones that actually have to work at work, whos the one that grows the food and other what nots that feed your family. respect rednecks and well respect you.
rednecks put food on the plate without breaking the bank... hell im a po-e-tic redneck!(cant spell, sorry, but yes i do have a college education, just dont need it for what i do like most rednecks)
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If you camp out at a walmart parking lot to watch NASCAR the next day, cut you lawn with scissors, annually go to NASCAR
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The American version of gypsies. They're usually found in trailer parks deep inside the rundown cities of states like Georgia and Kentucky. Their diet consists of cheap alcohol, the bible, cornbread, fast food, etc. If they're not fucking their cousins, they are seen riding in an ancient piece of transportation they call a "pickup truck". Due to their low IQ they speak broken English despite being the same ones to scream "This is America we speak American"(actually called "English"). Overall they're usually racist, ugly and inferior. If you find yourself around these things, throw a piece of cornbread and run.
Guy #1: Why is that dude fucking his cousin?
Guy #2: It's ok, it's just a Redneck thing.
Guy #1: Damn rednecks always ruining my view.
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The condition of a southern farmers neck fron farming vegitables all day in the blistering heat, so northeners can eat something besides corn.
Farmer=Honey, do you have any skin lotion?
farmers wife=You've been out in the fields all day again haven't you dear, i told you your neck will get red?
Farmer=Yes, and my redneck burns terribly but if I don't get this crop up north them yankees will die from corn overdose.
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