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dual release squatted jerk

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING

damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk

by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023


Releasing the Ghost

When an individual releases the smoke held in a bong without taking a hit. Releasing without fully clearing the bong.

Guy 1: Pull now!
Guy 2: *coughing*
Guy 1: You're releasing the ghost!

by Pool boy tim May 2, 2021


Rage release

When you need a certain someone to help you cum but they are no longer intrested in draining your balls & you are forced to jack off or endure the dreaded blue balls.

RANDY : It's been weeks and Justine is not intrested in my tiny old cock anymore. MIKE: she found a bigger and better one. RANDY:Now I'm forced to rage release.
MIKE:That's better than blue balls my dude...

by Raymurda October 6, 2023


Catch and Release Phrase

To pick up and use a new catch phrase, only to abandon it when it becomes popular.

Everytime I used to hear Blue Oyster Cult on the radio I would yell "More Cowbell!!" until I heard Biff in acounting do the same. Then I knew it was time for me to make "More Cowbell!!" a Catch and Release Phrase and move on.

by flyhaed July 9, 2013


Pre-release Summer

Basically a poorly-known word for getting ready for the Summer Time in May, or summer sights in May. Can also be called Pre-summer.

Guy 1: Almost pre-release Summer!
Guy 2: lol ikr?

by LouisGDYTUrban April 26, 2021


released on bale

What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".

If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.

by QuacksO April 4, 2022


Rip and Release

When a young stoner catches a fish bare handed to allow his other stoner friend to blow a bong rip into the fishes face. The fish is then released.

Rip and Release is a common stoner past time in Anchorage, Alaska. Typically a king salmon is yanked out of the water and then blow cannabis smoke, then thrown back into the water.

Hey Kyle, want to hit up the Kenai for some rip and release?

by Pete the wizard October 3, 2020