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What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".
If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.
When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING
damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk
When an individual releases the smoke held in a bong without taking a hit. Releasing without fully clearing the bong.
Guy 1: Pull now!
Guy 2: *coughing*
Guy 1: You're releasing the ghost!
The Release of flatulence from tightly sealed clothing. Ex. Athletic Pants, Wet Suits, Ski Pants, etc. after being contained for an extended period of time.
Guy 1: Dude I was ripping them left and right during our game today.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yea, when I took off my pants to get in the shower, I got hit so hard by a blast of extended release, my eyebrows burned off.
Guy 2: Damn, Nice.
Equity release—or "give us your house"—is a means of borrowing some of the value of your home without having to sell it, and usually without having to make any repayments so that the interest compounds rapidly. Sometimes known as a lifetime mortgage. The more reputable lenders (for a given value of 'reputable') guarantee that the total debt will never exceed the value of the property, which is big of them; the less reputable will take your estate for as much as they can after you fall off your perch.
I borrowed 65K through equity release on my house seven years ago, and it's already doubled. At this rate there will be nothing left for my kids.
The act of unbuttoning your pants comfortably when you are full after eating a large meal.
Damn bruh that Chipotle was good, time to release the barrel
When a young stoner catches a fish bare handed to allow his other stoner friend to blow a bong rip into the fishes face. The fish is then released.
Rip and Release is a common stoner past time in Anchorage, Alaska. Typically a king salmon is yanked out of the water and then blow cannabis smoke, then thrown back into the water.
Hey Kyle, want to hit up the Kenai for some rip and release?